SO my sister is crazy and she left me and my little niece to cook the Thanx giving dinerrrr (turkey)
SO we had to wash it, take out its guts! D: eww, So since we are so GHETTO and didn't buy gloves (cuz its nasty removing guts with your hands) we made our OWN! Glovesss! XD out of grocery bags! > muhahah We had to wash it though and disenfect it as well (germaphobic freakss) and then We where singing Blood On the dance floor songs to the turkey!! D We disinfect it (then disenfect ourselves with like lemon and 5,000 bottles of alcohol! XP and soap)
Then we had to start Marinatation process! OOOO hahhah So we popped the beer bottles and the Coca Cola and begannnn. Thats the short version it was very bloody cold and disturbing and MOSTLY DANGEROUS!!! X.. we almost got salmonella haha in our blood stream. and then i almost got shanked by my little niece Resident Evil 5 style! we where playing before we cooked! haha
Then we pretened to be soilders of Call Of Duty (my niece was my lieutenant) to throught the trash and it was funny cuz when LT. Jasmin said CLEAR it was NOT clear there was more ppl throwing the trashh ( like serious who throughs the trash at almost midnight?!?!?!?) and yeah if they were ravenouse zombies or evil terroirst (from Call of Duty) we would have died! X_X hahah
Overall it was fun!! DD hahahahah


MISSION 1-1
Objective: Follow Lt. Jasmin and infiltrate the designated trash area and throw the trash within a time limit.


MISSION REPORT

MISSION 1-1 FAILED [Failed to retreat with your partner alive]

TIME: 0:92:03 SEC.

ENEMIES KILLED: -1

X_x - (R.I.P Lt. Jasmin :'[ ) -